Roxy’s Romance Tips

If you haven’t noticed, it’s Valentine’s Day! Over on Twitter, Roxy has been sharing her best romance advice, to help you with your relationships – whether it’s Valentine’s Day, your Anniversary, or just because! To make it a little easier for you, she has insisted that I immortalised the advice here on this blog – so without further ado, here we go!

Tip One

If you like someone, just lick them. All over their face is a particularly good spot, especially if they haven’t woken up yet.

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Tip Two

If your other half is on the phone to someone else, show your displeasure by trying to get between them and the phone. Bonus points if you ‘accidentally’ press the end call button. All the attention, back to you.

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Tip Three

Lavish your loved one with gifts. Dirty socks, lost hair ties, even dead rodents really say ‘I love you’.

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Tip Four

Don’t subscribe to this ‘my side of the bed’ nonsense. Live a little. The best place on the bed is always where your co-inhabitor wants to sleep.tenor.gif

Tip Five

Stop worrying about morning breath. Expose your other half to it as much as possible, until they have no choice but to embrace it.giphy (7).gif

Tip Six

Want a manicure, but your subtle hints aren’t working? Dig your claws right into your loved one’s skin. The nail clippers will be out before you know it.

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And that’s it! Roxy hopes these tips help you out with your future better halves – whether they’re feline or human!

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